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Melvin Rumble
Melvin: "Yeah, I smoke weed cuz they won’t give me a job."
Reporter: "So... why must you smoke that garbage?"
Melvin: "Man...you know...shit, I hit it a little, you know; shit my nigga - that’s what we do...you see."
Reporter: "So let me understand you; you say they won’t give you a job....”who’s they?”
Melvin: "Keithie’s Roofing. I tried to get on with Keithie’s just yesterday at (ABC Supply).
I was sitting on the corner with some mo’...niggaz - about 7:30 AM waiting for a break...
A couple of guys was drinking a little, so I fired up me a buzz...Ya know..."
Melvin Rumble Criminal Rap Sheet:
Did 25 years in prison for 45 counts of burglary.
Was arrested for having sex with a dog - then violated the restraining order to stay away from the dog.
The dog eventually moved his family to a kennel for protection...
Did 25 years in prison for 45 counts of burglary.
Was arrested for having sex with a dog - then violated the restraining order to stay away from the dog.
The dog eventually moved his family to a kennel for protection...
The story continues...
Reporter:"So, what’s your name?"
Romeo:"My name is Romeo"
Reporter: "What type of work are you in, Romeo?"
Romeo:"I’m a construction worker, by day"
Reporter: "By day? What’s that supposed to mean"
Romeo: "Well, I got another job."
Reporter: "Oh, I see. You holding down two jobs.."
Romeo:"Yup"
Reporter:"Romeo, what line of work do you do at your other job...."
Romeo:"I’m a three star attraction at club Madonna”a South Beach. I’m a stripper.
During the day my name is Melvin."